a series of unfortunate events
In an earlier post I mentioned how I lost my debit card. Or rather how this bitch bartender lost it for me. Sobrang malas kasi sobrang hassle on my part. Well it turns out my week was full of kamalasan.
Friday I had another malas episode. Well this one was more funny than malas. Lately I've been using my Shure earphones in the office since the stock earphones on my iPod conked out on me. For those unfamiliar with Shure earphones they look like this:

As you can see they come with detachable plastic or foam plugs which you can interchange depending on what size your ears are. And since these are IN-EAR ear phones and since the plugs are detachable...well you can probably guess where I'm heading at.
True enough the left plug got left inside my ear when I took the earphones off. At first I thought I could get away with taking them out myself and not have to let anyone know. Alas, this turned out to be impossible and I only succeeded in embedding the plug deeper into my ear.
I had to enlist Con's help. You can just imagine his amusement at my plight. So he tried taking the plug out by fashioning tweezers out of a paper clip. He was able to reach the plug but the tweezers lacked the grip to fish them out.
Having that approach rendered useless, we decided to go to a doctor to have them taken out. It was a slow day anyway and this gave us an excuse to get out of the office. Of course, we had to inform our team lead, Valli, what we planned on doing. Once he found out then it was only a matter of time before everyone else knew about it. Needless to say I was the object of kantyawan and ridicule in the office.
Turns out I didn't have to go to the doctor. Valli got the plug out himself using a small pair of scissors that Kate lent him. He was laughing while taking them out and I was scared that the mofo was gonna injure my ear! Buti na lang hindi.
That was not the end of my misfortune. And while I was able to laugh at that particular piece of misfortune, I was not so fortunate with the next one (pun intended). Me and Jody were supposed to watch the 49ers vs the Seahawks play in Candlestick park yesterday. Alas, I woke up to the vision of the bedroom ceiling spiraling before my eyes. The next scene had me kneeling on the bathroom floor and unloading the contents of my stomach into the toilet.
Suffice it to say that I was unable to go to the football game. I had my friend Paul proxy for me since I already bought the tickets. Ang mahal pa naman nila: $64 each. The rest of my day was spent alternating between my bed and the bathroom, between trying to get some sleep and unloading my stomach acids into the toilet drain. I guess you can tell where I would rather have been. Sayang the game was close pa naman kwento nila. It came down to the last play of the game. A 2 point conversion attempt by the 49ers that would have tied the game had it been successful.
So there you go. My very malas week. Hopefully this week will be better. Its Thanksgiving week and I'm off to Florida to spend it with my relatives there. Hopefully all the bad karma is gone and only the good ones will be left.





